The door bell broke last night. Really? Just add that to my ever growing honey-do list.
The list: I’ve got the upstairs shower faucet that has not worked since May, despite the fact that a plumber came out not once, but twice! The garbage disposal needs replaced. The doorknob to the back door is installed improperly. There is a stinky smell coming from the upstairs sink drain. No doubt a lot of clumped up hair. The light over the sink hasn’t worked in years. And, finally, now that the garage is built, I would really love to get the fridge out of my walk-in closet.
I need a good laugh!
Banana Slicer on Amazon. Must read the comments!
FML: Your Random Funny Stories. Hilarious!